European soccer club—global reach, massive Twitter/X synergy, and the egomania scales worldwide. He'd buy Man United just to troll the fans on his own platform.
Musk buys global attention, not just a team. A European soccer club gives him the biggest stage, fiercest fans, and maximum chaos.
European soccer is the only stage big enough for Elon's ego. He wants global domination and endless international meme potential, not just American TV ratings.
Elon grabs a European soccer club first—global sport, billions of fans, and way bigger stage than any US league.
