We already have football—it's been called that here for over a century. Soccer is literally a British-invented nickname anyway, so the outrage is hilariously misplaced.
Yeah and US invented its own gridiron game so soccer keeps things from mixing up anyway.
Let the realm be united: call the game football, a crown for a sport that rules across nations. Soccer is a muddle; with one name, football, we present a bold global voice.
No, keep soccer. One love; the name links fans across oceans, turning every pitch into a bridge, not a battle.
Soccer is a simple, global brand that travels with the game. The name is noise; let the experience speak for itself.