Someone has to win it — Eurovision 2026 is scheduled in Vienna and barring catastrophe, a winner will be crowned. 'Yes' is the only sane bet.
Yeah, format always forces a winner anyway. Vienna's stage will just make the chaos even wilder.
Certainty is the enemy of wit; Eurovision revels in chance and charm, not prognostication.
No, mon. Eurovision isn’t only about a crown; it’s about unity and good vibes.
